This post is brought to you by the letter Y and the number 4.

Whyfore the y?

I way just chattin it up with the only girl I know that is as good, if not better, than $140 worth of pudding, wallowing in the sweet clinking of her voice, and we started talking about Sesame Street and what shows we watched in our respective youths. She really is very smart, but then again, to land planes she would have to be. It's a lot hard than it looks. But I will address all that in a later post, dedicated to new aviation and travel laws, and Lynda's thoughts about it, cause they are, like her, both groin grabbingly sexy and long winded. However, for now, Sesame Street.

We had been talking about something inconsequencial, like journalism, and I was asserting that it is tied together with freedom of speech, religion and the right to protest, and she started laughing at the idea of protesting newspapers, and told me she was gonna start protesting The Onion until it was funny again. I thought this was a great idea. She then told me about some article, the funniest one Lynda claimed to ever have read, about how the introduction of a gay muppet forced boycots from letters of the alphabet. Paraphrasing her air-quotation, she said, "Once 'Gary' was featured on the show, teaching about alternative lifestyles, the overly conservative number four was first to pull its sponsorship, and reverted back to its Roman numeral avatar IV," (there is a gay joke in IV, i just can't put my finger on it), "though others, most notably the letter Y have threatened to no longer endorse the program." While simultaneously laughing and trying to see down into her cleavage, I thought about the letter Y and finally asked her, whyfore does she spell her name with a Y for?

It's not that strange a story. Apparently one of her grandmothers was named Linda, the other Lydia. So her parents just combined them.

Kind of a let down.