Lets get one thing straight: secrets always make friends. Especially really good secrets. There is a common misconception that secrets DON'T make friends. Teachers would tell you this when you would whisper in class in elementry school. I fondly remember my CCD teacher tell me that and I always wanted to argue with her, but she had God on her side and I rarely do. Anyway - what do secrets and friend making have to do with my month long hiatus? Everything.

See Lynda, who worry not fair readers, I am no less all-wrapped up in than I always have been, happened upon this blog you all love so much. Well, she was less than amused. She didn't really see the humor and requested that I (see beat me into) not posting anymore. I told her I wasn't gonna take down the blog, but I wouldn't add to it. So shh. If you see her, those who know or met her, or she might kill me.

Why would I risk my relationship for the blog? Honestly, cause I disagree with Lynda about it. It isn't really an homage or a tribute to Lynda, but really more of a way for me to input Relationship George into the world of Independent George. See, by entering a committed and bonding relationship with Lynda I have created the dual identities of relationship George and Independent George. IG is the me pre-Lynda. RG is the me post Lynda. This is a difficult struggle, much like the struggle those pictured above have with their secual identity, in order to maintain both aspects of my life. One always loses. Its just the way of the world. So, I want to keep IG going by inputting some of RG into it, in the way of keeping my friends informed with how I am thinking about Lynda and what is going on in the life of RG. I tell Lynda everythign about IG (well, almost everyting...) so there needs to be balance. Two men enter, two men leave? There can be more than one Highlander.

Happy All Hallows Eve everyone. Lets see those costumes babies!